What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...