Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.