12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...