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Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
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Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Thoughts from work
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Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Lesbian Love
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As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
New Relationship Book
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What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...