Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...