Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...