Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...