Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...