Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....