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The Great Escape
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My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
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A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Men At Singles Bars
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