The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...