Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...