A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.