Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...