Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...