The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...