Giving Cats Pills
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At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
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Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Insult Collection #14
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Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Optimist vs. Pessimist
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