Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...