New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.