Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...