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It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
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yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
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Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
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As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
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A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...