You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...