Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!