Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...