What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...