Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...