Helping a blond lose weight
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Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...