Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...