58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...