Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...