Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...