What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.