Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...