Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...