Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...