Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...