Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...