Bumpy Stickers!
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The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
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Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Love Jesus
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Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.