Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!