Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...