Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....