The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...