No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...