Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...