Emacs acronyms
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The Technologically Challenged
The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there’sstill...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Fitness Philoshophy – JG style!
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How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...