What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
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Geneologist
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Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...