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A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
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Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
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Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
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How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
A Greek BBQ
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