Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...