The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...