Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....